Do you speak internet?

Do you speak internet?...

A long time ago, I’ve written a post on another blog about the language that is associated to the virtual world. It’s interesting how retarded kids nowadays say “lol” instead of laughing for real....
Flight issues

Flight issues...

Alright, last strip of that Barcelona series, obviously on the way back. Let’s give credit where credit is due, this is clearly a tribute to one of the funniest movie ever, “Airplane!” (it’s actually...
At the beach

At the beach...

There are two kinds of people at the beach… kids excluded, there are those who want to chill out and rest, and those who go nuts and run around. If there’s no beach volleyball court nearby, I’m more the...
Slow service

Slow service...

Spain is a country among which you can find the best wines. That’s because it takes a retarded time to order a grape juice in a restaurant. I don’t know where you live (and who gives a fuck) but I’ve never...
Miscommunication

Miscommunication...

This actually happened when I was in Japan, an American tourist started to talk in English to a Japanese waiter and it was obvious he could not understand a word except “coffee” so the tourist repeated the same...
Foreign heat

Foreign heat...

Here’s the problem when you travel to a hot country. There’s air condition in the departure airport, in the plane and in the arrival airport. The thermic shock is so intense that I always feel like slapping a...
airport security

airport security...

Related to my topic from yesterday, if there’s something I hate even more than low cost airline, it’s definitely airport security. Just because a couple of ass-twat-mofo-beared-monkey-terrorists decided on September...
Flights food

Flights food...

Everyone should watch the Jerry Seinfeld routine about the business class on an airplane… hilarious and true. I believe a plane is a good analogy of our society. We have the pilots as rulers, stewards as administrators...
Priest loving

Priest loving...

Nope, no no and no… no strip on the launch of the iPhone 4 today in 30 countries. If you’re an iPhone addict, check here. There’s a lot of drama these days and I’m sure the pope has a shit load to...
Starcraft 2

Starcraft 2...

Couldn’t resist, had to post something about that huge event, the launch of Starcraft 2 by Blizzard. Most people around me know about Starcraft which shows you how I am surrounded by spineless geeks. If you don’t,...