Harry Potter

Another Harry Potter out. To be honest, I lost count after the 2nd one. Not that I don’t like it, but seriously, enough with the “Expecto Patronum” and “Peskipiksi Pesternomi”, we want Harry and Hermione (or any girl) to get busy, it’s high school for f*ck sake! And what is the deal with that Draco Malfoy? If a kid like him treated me like this in school, I’d have probably beaten the living crap out of him in the first movie already! (I did boarding school… bit like jail, you had to stand up for yourself otherwise you’d get raped).

I’ll be honest, I’m not geeky enough to read the books BUT I have no shame in admitting that I’ve seen all the movies. Watching a Harry Potter is a bit like renting “SAW 4″… you KNOW it’s gonna be bad but since you’ve watched the 1st ones, you are obliged to continue.

Harry Potter fanboys will probably hate me for this (that’s ok, another one on the list…) but seriously, if I were in his school, I’d probably also bully him like hell. His glasses ALONE make me want to punch him.

The only cool character in Harry Potter is definitely Dumbledore. I wish I had a grandpa as badass as him. That guy can dress funny and wear a santa beard and yet no one would laugh at him because should they dare doing so, he’d then probably architect a world of pain in their ass. Dumbledore rocks!

(11 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)

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