Transformers 2

Watched Transformers 2… had to because I saw the 1st one. Here’s the deal, not only Transformers 2 is a bad movie, but it’s also a looong ass one (also, since it’s bad, it gives the feeling that it’s twice longer… that’s how long it was…). And I kid you not. BING BANG BOOM… the entire film!

Michael Bay really applied a unbreakable logic for his new movie. I can see him go “hmm alright, I need to make Transformer 2… 2… 2… oh well, let’s do everything times 2….“. That simple math gives you the following result: twice longer, twice more robots, twice more actions and 2 hot babes (ok for that last one, cannot complain much).

Unlike what people think (especially Aprigo), I’m not a huge Megan Fox fan BUT… I mean come on… you wouldn’t say NO to a free new sport car even if you’ve already got one, right? To me she has a weird face (who cares…) but I guess one can only be THAT picky.

I believe a Transformers 3 is en route. Will Michael Bay triple everything this time? He might as well. But if he does, let’s hope that the dvd version has an “audience’s cut” where you only see scenes with Megan Fox and the 2 other babes (and if he can make them kiss once or twice as a bonus…).

Oh and to all the jealous women who think yah yah, Megan Fox is dumb anyway… well, just so that you know, with the cash she got from Transformers 2 alone, she bought a 2-3 million dollar house just ’cause she’s hotter than you…

(7 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)

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