Weather talk is like the apotheosis of boredom, the academy award of dullness. There’s nothing more dumb than talking about the weather and here’s why : first of all, you’re no weather man. No matter how you look at it, you’re basically showing that you’re either a weather man fan-boy (which is pretty sad) or a weather man wanna be (in which case you have no clue what you’re talking anyway).
Secondly, talking about the weather shows one important thing : you’re a completely uncreative person who couldn’t come up with something interesting to say, thus making you completely uninteresting and dull. Even if you’re not creative, all you need to do is read the newspaper to start a conversation about what happened today and worse, if you still read the newspaper and yet you still end up talking about the weather? then it’s pretty sad that out of all this information, you only remembered the last page.
Third, what in the world makes you believe that I’m interested in your weather forecast? Seriously first of all, you’re just giving me a subjective information on how YOU think the weather will be which brings us back to point 1, if you’re not a professional weather man (or a meteorologist) then your information is pretty much inaccurate and therefore unnecessary.
Some people talk about the weather not because they think they know about it, but mainly to make conversation ie fill the blanks. Why are people so uncomfortable with silence? I would a 100 times rather enjoy the silence than listening to a dumb, inaccurate and boring weather talk. And yes, this article is related to yesterday’s “feeling hot hot hot” strip.
Oh and by the way, if you wondered, “fugly” means “fuckin’ugly”
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