If you’re into movies, you couldn’t have missed that incredibly retarded trailer about the upcoming “2012″. We have now officially reached the apotheosis of a disaster movie non-sense. The synopsis is inspired by an ancient Maya prediction saying that our world will end in year 2012.
I have news for you, spoiler alert, the world won’t end in 2012. We thought the exact same thing several years ago about 1999 (because you read 666 upside down) and of course year 2000. But there are many other examples like year 1000… people thought the apocalypse would finally come with the second apparition of Jesus. Needless to say that a bunch of idiots froze their balls at midnight for nothing. Wired has listed the most famous “end of world” predictions… some are hilarious.
As for the movie “2012″, the trailer is so dumb that someone made a parody that actually makes the movie look good. I let you be the judge of it.
(oh and the bear in the strip is a new character. I usually use him when I want to beat the living shit out of an idiot, which as you’ve already guessed, will happen a lot… )
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Oh yes… the world will end. Myeah. Whatever.
Love the bear… I wish I’d have one of those to walk around with for real… oh, wait, yeah, then the world _would_ end
I simply Love the “… and keep the change!” on top of the page. I’d kill to have it on a T-shirt!
… oh, wait, that’s a lot of killing and destruction in one comment …
Hello Leiju,
thanks for passing by! I too wish to have jundooz t-shirt (wtf) but unfortunately, he’s just not popular enough yet I’m afraid.
Hopefully soon… before the world is destroyed ^_^
cheers,
jundooz
Effectivement, le synopsis du film a l’air assez pourri.
Mais je vais me ruer sur le film tout simplement parce que ce genre de films me défoulent. Que ça soit à cause d’un météore ou d’une prophétie à deux balles, j’adore voir les plus grosses mégapoles s’effondrer, je trouve ça esthétiquement superbe et c’est assez jouissif. =P C’est le seul type de blockbusters que j’aime, après, qu’on ne me parle surtout pas d’un Transformers ou d’un G.I. Joe…
Après, ouais, 2012 ça craint parce qu’un peu trop d’abrutis y croient. Moi je vois ça comme un prétexte à faire un film avec des jolies images pour un joli box office. Les mayas étaient de mèche avec Emmerich (et Michael Bay aussi, qui va faire un film sur 2012 de son côté, Yaaay).
I know someone who atually went to cinema and watched it till the end. What on earth makes you do that after seeing the horrific trailer which kindly guarantees waste of money and time in advance…
Even for a laugh, it is not funny…