Collateral damage

Today, you lucky bastards will have TWO strips for the price of one! (well… I say “price” because I sometimes forget that you cheap mofos don’t pay to be entertained here). Anyway, following this “blog war” between Luechan and I, here’s her response to my previous article, Stage 5, payback.

Let’s all here be witnesses and note that Luechan has killed an innocent person by a violent death of my mega-awesome-cataclysm-canon in my yesterday’s article. How so? Well, in order not to let her die in miserable pain, she decided to spot a little graphic detail and turn it into a look-alike character, and thus, escaping from a horrible death by making me kill someone innocent. If she hadn’t said anything and just died quietly, no innocent would have been killed (kinda the blue and red pill dilemma, you know, ignorance is blissed… yeah I’m a geek, I know that).

But grats to her, I now have a subject for my article… collateral damage. Because I superbly demonstrated yesterday, you now know that payback is awesome. But, let’s be honest, it could sometimes deviate and make some unfortunate victims. Let’s take 9/11 for example; the US wanted some sweet payback and beat the living crap out of Ben Laden. Instead, they invaded Iraq and hunted Saddam Hussein down on the way. So you see, Saddam was a collateral damage but like one says, “shit happens”.

There’s something Luechan forgot though. This is my house and I do whatever I want in MY house. So this is my response to her strip:

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