Guys, you’re gonna learn something today. Remember when your girl told you “Honey, I’d rather you tell me the truth…” ? Well it’s a trap. A flying mothafucking bullshit trap. And we fall for it because we’re THAT simple minded. Don’t know if you’ve noticed but we’re not that hard to figure out.
So here are a couple facts on how men and women are not equal. First of all, men lose weight waaay faster and easier than women. That’s a scientific fact and the reason is purely biological: we, men, are stronger and thus have more muscle to fuel. In simple words, all we need to do is eat a liiiiittle less and do a liiiiitle more sport and BAM! 10kg less over the summer like I did. And the circle is like Sid… vicious. The more muscle you gain, the more fat you burn. That’s how you end up eating a triple caramel-chocolate-fudge-double-cream-peanut-butter ice cream for dessert and she gets a tiny coffee without cream and sugar.
The thing is, even if it takes you little effort, it still takes SOME effort for us and thus, we’re kinda proud of it BUT, you cannot (I repeat, CAN-NOT) brag about it! Never ever, you’re doomed to tap your shoulder in the bathroom, double locked. Because if she finds out, you can be sure that a big drama is on its way (this varies depending on the girl… some would storm inside when others would nuke you on the spot).
Here’s the (ugly) truth about women. They ALL want to lose weight, no matter how much they weight. Yes, even the ones who “are happy the way they are”… don’t be fooled, it’s a trap. And how can we blame them??? Look around, marketing is nothing but skinny puppet girls with big boobs. There’s literally not ONE single day without seeing an ad with a hot babe either on tv, internet, poster or the street. Women are doomed to lose weight no matter what. Even the clothes are getting smaller and smaller every year and that’s a fact.
But obviously, they can’t war the fashion industry so who do they target? Yeah, us guys. We can even go further. Nowadays, if a guy is thin, people will go “aaah he’s gay anyway” (don’t know why… but that’s how it is) so to girls, regular guys (the ones they can date) got to be from chubby to fat and let’s be honest, it makes them feel a little better SO imagine if all of the sudden all males start to become thin… drama fest!
This article was supposed to be one line short (for once) with a little “ha… ha… ha…”… but then I thought it would be funnier to actually explain how life is a bitch.
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… hmmm …
ALL women want to lose weight?
Not that I’m trying to sink your drama but that’s taking the stereotype a bit too far. If I lose weight it’s a problem rather than something good, and trust me, I’d rather gain weight than lose it. But, I guess, some of us just have odd bodies that function in backwards ways
Point taken Leiju. Of course not all women want/need to lose weight. But I could bet a lot of cash that most women hate you when you tell them you would rather gain weight than lose it… right? (that’s if you dare telling them ^_^)
Héhé, très vrai! Il faut être suicidaire pour parler de son poids à une femme, même si bon, j’avoue que des fois que nous, représentants de la gent masculine nous manquons de tact. Du genre moi il y a pas longtemps à ma copine : “C’est marrant quand même, ça fait des années que je mange comme quatre et même en faisant que peu d’exercice, je reste maigre…”
Vu le regard qui a suivi, c’est dans ces moments là que je suis content que le port d’arme soit interdit.
“Vu le regard qui a suivi, c’est dans ces moments là que je suis content que le port d’arme soit interdit.”
excellent! xD