Gandhi from Hell

I deserve to go to hell, no debate here. But how fun to imagine that no one got it right and was sent to hell. Now that’s hilarious! Some people spend their life trying to do good but what if rules were not what we believed to be? Or better, what if hell was a more fun place than heaven? According to ancient writings, in heaven you’re not allowed to eat what you want, fuck around, tease people, express yourself with emotions, beat the living shit out of annoying people etc… If you asked me, I’d say that hell is a pretty good place.

Don’t know if you’ve been asked the following question… “who would you want to have lunch with if you could chose any historical figure dead or alive?”. I’d pick up Gandhi without a blink of hesitation! Really, I’d be like … “dude… what were you thinking when you saw that army of British bulldogs ready to charge you and your followers siting like nothing was going on???”. Gandhi is the ultimate badass punk if you ask me. Not only he was a real activist protesting against the British conqueror, but he did it in such way that people could not blame: non-violence. Or is it? Think about it, when you’re in front of a brainless thug who can only reply with violence… what do you do? Do you try to reason him with your perfectly legitimate logic that he won’t understand anyway or you smash his face against the closest wall? I’m thinking these kind of people don’t like smartasses so better of running into his belly.

Bit like in Tom and Jerry… When the cat Tom wants to hammer Jerry and accidentally hits the dog (what’s his name btw?), do you think he spends the little time he has explaining to the dog why this is a misunderstanding? Nah, he hits a second time even harder so that he can run away! Point is, I’m having a go at Gandhi but he’s a cool guy, and it would be a very interesting lunch… and I think he’d like my vision of hell. He’s always said that sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

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