GTFO!

GTFO oooor, Getting The Fuck Out. That trip in hell was so retarded that the exit had to be as illogical as the rest. This is how I imagine after life… dead people can actually come back and haunt the shit out of us and they do that by taking a super high speed lift.

Of course, if I come back, it’s not as a ghost but as myself ’cause I’m simply that awesome. If that wimp Orpheus could come back from hell by singing a dumb song, I figured anyone could.

There are probably more people I would look for if I were in hell, like Michael Jackson, Elvis etc. but enough is enough. Time to get back to business.

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