Twilight 2

I told you I wasn’t done with this. More than the movie itself, I must have a go at the fans who are for most of them, retarded monkeys with no spine. As I said, what pisses me off the most is the fact that the actor they worship was a nobody when he was in Harry Potter. But because he decided to play a dumb vampire (smartest move in his career of course), all the girls below 15 (if you’re above and recognize yourself in this, look for the highest bridge) have this sudden urge to wet themselves at his sight.

Seriously, if all it takes to be famous is to become a vampire on screen who’s not so evil, not so good and refuses to shag a girl (come… on…) then I’m sure more actors would bandwagon that role. But is that really the reason? Check “Interview with a vampire”, no less than 4 sex symbols were in it (Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas and Christian Slater). Were teenager girls going mad like they are now? No. Also, we can deduct that it’s not about that vampire crap. Last time I heard, “sexy” and “hot” were not the adjectives used to describe “Nosferatu” from 1922.

And what’s with all the losers who believe (or wish) they are a vampire? Really, you idiots think that sucking blood and never seeing the sun is appealing? Are you retarded? What’s cool about having dog’s tooth and shitting blood for eternity? Do us all a favor and get the fuck out of this world.

Luechan (who saw Twilight more than enough) asked me if I actually saw the movie, thinking it would be wrong to shoot it down without knowing. I could only respond that I have never eaten shit but I’m sure it doesn’t taste so great.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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