Christ my ass

Yes, I don’t do X’mas… I simply don’t feel like celebrating someone’s birthday especially one I’ve never met because he was born 2000 years ago. I mean I usually don’t really celebrate birthday so imagine doing so for a science-fictional character. And yes it’s true, Santa Claus as we know it IS indeed made up by Coca-Cola…

BUT that doesn’t mean I don’t like X’mas. It’s nice every once in a while to see people actually happy… or are they? What I see is bunch of stressed out people who rush the stores to buy food, decoration and best of all, make a decision on what present to buy. Then there’s the preparation for the host who has to cook all day for the entire family. Oh and speaking of which, let’s not forget the usual drama around the table… you know, that uncle who hates that sister in law who sleeps with the mother’s cousin who keeps deceiving his parents.

You’d probably go “wtf is wrong with Jundooz…” but you know I’m right. I don’t blame my parents, they’ve always had cool X’mas organized with presents and stuff. But seriously? I’d rather stay home with a bowl of supra beef ramen in front of the Star Wars trilogy (the good one, not the shit ass new versions)… Hell, I’d even watch the Harry Potter… there’s something X’mas about that young twat…

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