Japanese TV

I rest my case, Japanese TV is probably the most retarded thing on this planet… and I looooove it. The beauty of it is that even if you don’t speak the language at all, you can still manage to understand because it represents the lowest form of humor : the comical situation.

This is the old “I’m gonna pie the leaving shit out of your face” joke and it never gets old. In Tokyo, first thing I would do going back to the hotel was to turn the TV on. Hell, first thing I would do when I woke up was to turn that shit on. We only had 5-6 channels but you could be sure that you would fall on something so idiotic that it would literally keep you on for ever. Here are some stupid shows I saw while staying in Tokyo:

1. Eat as much as you can in 45 minutes where the participants were skinny women. One ate 11 ramen bowls. wtf
2. True pets sad stories where the purpose was to see the tv hosts cry their brains out. (my favourite)
3. Game where the participant had to launch a ball from 30 meters high and make it fall into a small hole on the ground. Retarded
4. Game where the participant were locked in a huge box with their heads out and had to do stupid things in order to move around.

And these are SHOWS… I’m not even counting the numerous retarded commercials that crack me up. Just to prove my point, if you’ve never seen what Japanese TV looks like, check the YouTube video below and get ready to laugh your ass off. One of them is named Matsumoto and is definitely my favourite (the shaved head dude).

I’d live in Japan just for the TV.

(5 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

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