King of the hospital

2010-02-04-hospital

Last summer, I know what I did… I went to visit a friend who had a retarded virus eating up his leg. There’s something about hospitals that makes me feel great. Here’s the thing, I’m pretty healthy dude and I do my share of sport. So whenever I go to a hospital (never went other than visiting), I suddenly have this superiority feeling that invades me. I mean I already have this feeling on a day to day basis but imagine when everyone around me is drugged down.

Saying that, I know how Jesus felt while walking around people struck with awesome diseases like leprosy etc. I mean, when you’re the son of god, already your ego has to be pretty pumped but in addition, when you know that you can resurrect then walking among sick people must give you the feeling of wtf-I’m-so-awesome!

I know I know, empathy would want me to feel baaad for patients there which I somehow do but I can’t stop laughing at this first impression I have, being like a super hero who could basically fuck up everyone I meet in the hallway. So if you’re a little whiny bitchy person with no confidence BUT managed to be healthy, I couldn’t advise you stronger to go to a hospital to cheer you up. End of the day, just realize how lucky you are to be alive and healthy and quit the little bitching before I slap you like the little girl you are.

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5 Responses to “ King of the hospital ”

  1. Aprigo says:

    Yet, you’re sick in bed atm…

  2. Silver says:

    Personnellement je hais les hôpitaux… Déjà quand on y va c’est obligatoirement quand quelque chose d’assez grave est arrivé et aussi j’y déteste l’ambiance, c’est le genre d’endroits qui me dépriment un peu trop vite.
    En tout cas cette fois j’aime un peu moins le strip, un peu trop gratuit par rapport aux autres.

  3. soph says:

    C’est vrai que le fait d’être en bonne santé est une chance qu’il faut savoir apprécier. C’est aussi la conséquence d’une bonne hygiène de vie.
    A côté de ça, bon, ton strip pourrait être une scène du film “C’est arrivé près de chez vous”. Ce n’est pas mon préféré ;)
    A propos, pas encore eu de strip du genre “Jundooz fait du sport?”

  4. jundooz says:

    aprigo > match ce soir!
    Silver > je savais que ce strip ne serait apprécié que par une petite partie (pour dire vrai, je ne vois qu’une personne qui se sera fendue la gueule à part moi ^^) mais oui, soph a raison, le principal c’est d’être heureux d’avoir la santé.
    soph > ^_^

  5. gin-gin says:

    Capt. McKay: “That’s it Callahan, you just got yourself a 60 day suspension.” Harry: “Make it 90!” McKay: “180! Give me your star!” Harry: “Here’s a seven point suppository Captain.” McKay: “What did you say?” Harry: “I said stick it in your ass!”

    YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! LONG LIVE TO PUNK! GET BETTER!

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