Psychopath bear

I believe that many of you did not quite understand who (or what) Bear Tender is…

That psychotic bear is the reflection of my ass beating. In an awesome metaphorical way, he represents my fist that will land on your hippie nose, the gigantic kick in the ass so many of you so richly deserve. And here’s the true thing about growing up with Tom & Jerry or Tex Avery… violence is somewhat softened when represented by an animal. Funny thing is I’m using a bear to actually emphasize the aggressive beating because I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a bear getting pissed of, but I’m guessing not because else you wouldn’t be reading those lines now.

Yes it works the same way with Pandamic and Ringo. A fight between Pandamic and Bear Tender is of course the cultural shock. Thought I would explain some stuff that might not be so obvious to certain.

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