Although I’m a super cool guy, I believe that if I had to become a Jedi, it’d be a Sith lord. Not because of the “oh I’m so dark” attitude, but more like for the “I’m gonna architect a world of pain in your ass” attitude.
Being a Sith lord is awesome. You get to murder people, eradicate an entire planet and even dress like a clown without anyone making fun of you. Oh and the great part is also the fact that you’re not a little Jedi bitch. I get all the “use the force for good” but let’s face it, good is doomed so might as well rule like a mofo in the galaxy.
“But… but Jundooz, if you become a Sith lord, you won’t be able to come back as a blue ghost lol!” – Wrong you dumbass. If you saw Starwars, you’d know that Darth Vader actually repents himself at the end and despite all the shit he’s done in his life, he still manages to fuck around with his old buddy Obiwan Kenobi and Yoda. What kind of BS is that…
“Yeah but Jundooz, Luke Skywalker is so much more powerful lol! He’s a Jedi!!!” – Wrong again. Luke has a fucked up haircut and I shall slap him like the little cry baby bitch he is. Oh and on a badass side note, I would totally blow up the Ewokes’ planet… what kind of annoying fucked up creature is that!?
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“Yeah but Jundooz, you have to remember that Sith Lords are loosers in the end anyway .-.
*run
@ Suhani : Muahahaha !
Et sinon les Ewoks… Ils étaient meugnons mais ça c’est parce que j’ai vu les films qu’ils ont fait sur eux en périodes de noël à la télé quand j’avais 7 ans donc ça m’a attendri (oui, ils ont fait les Ewoks le film).
Heu … suis pas au fait avec la culture “starwar” … besoin de plus d’explications (ou comment dire poliement … “pas comprendre”).
Tu pourras le dire directement à Dorothée! Elle sera bientôt de retour sur scène pour un concert “souvenirs, souvenirs”, et je ne doute pas qu’elle y présente à nouveau un de ses grands succès des 80’s: “Les petits Ewokes”! Allez, pour bien démarrer le 2ème jour de la semaine: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqeql_les-ewoks-doroth%C3%A9e-generique-vid%C3%A9o_music et ceci: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1as9f_generique-des-ewoks_fun
(On n’arrête pas le progrès, n’est-ce pas???)
Star Wars is so overrated…some respect but still…
also did it occur to anyone that Star Wars was translated in french by “La Guerre des Etoiles”…wtf
anyways the worst of all 6 has to be n°3 where they pathetically trying to blend with the original ones…arf
Georgy should choke himself with his goiter or just stop directing! YEAH YEAH
You wish to dress up like a clown with no one making fun of you?
Suhani > The only loser’s got to be Obiwan Kenobi who has to spend eternity with a small old green fart and a angry bad boy.
Silver > oui je me souviens, j’avais aussi vu le film… fait par George Lucas… et donc un très mauvais film.
Luechan > à moins de te taper la trilogie, tu vas pas comprendre grand chose cette semaine…
Ariane > merci pour les vidéos. Putain Dortohée a quand même dû se faire chier à faire rimer ewok. Quel nom d’abrutis…
gin-gin > I agree, George should eat shit and die.
Aprigo > totally awesome. I’d be like “what? got something to say? that’s what I thought…”
bizarre que jundooz soit complètement paniqué en voyant darth vader… ?