Starwars – Space bear

There’s something that I’ve never understood in Starwars… everyone understands what Chewbacca is saying and yet, his voice sound is a mix between a bear, a camel and a tiger… Clearly in the future, they’re able to talk to animals… But you think that’s odd? what pisses me off even more is that everyone (except the audience) understands R2-D2… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LITTLE METALLIC TWAT SAYING!!?!? – “DU DUU DU DU DUUUU DUU DUU WOO DU DU LOL”.

But as you thought that was the most annoying, then came the JAWAS! No, a Jawa is not the latest Starbucks drink, it’s that little annoying piece of unnecessary shit (and not sith…) that goes like “ITUUUUU… UTINIIIIII…”. And yet, all cast members completely understand them. WTF! But wait, there’s EVEN WORSE… when the rebels land on Endor and encounter the Ewokes, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, HMMM I DON’T KNOW… THEY NEED C3-PO TO TRANSLATE.. OH REALLY? HMMM…

And just to show how retarded George Lucas is, he decided to “compromise” by making an understandable alien called… JARJAR-FUCKING-BIN… Yes, he speaks SOME English but with such an annoying voice that it makes Celine Dion’s voice pleasant. And here’s a lesson to all story writers… it’s not because it’s SF that you can do whatever you want. And I rest my case… Ewokes are dumb. What kind of fucked up creature doesn’t blink its eyes. Fuck them.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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