Volcano attack

If you ask me, I think that volcano Eyjafjallajökull in Island is a badass. Rock and fire and BAM! all the airports in the world as paralyzed as Ronald’s McDonald’s retarded smile. I don’t prone anarchy, I think the Sex Pistols showed us that it was a dead end movement but I can’t stop thinking how awesome it is to see chaos on such a massive scale. Sure it blows that people had to stay on vacations a bit longer (aaaaw hear the violins?) but I believe it was worth it.

But enough with the volcano, let’s talk about seats on an airplane… Some dude who was obviously overweight managed to sue an airline company because they charged him two tickets… why? simply because his fat ass couldn’t handle one seat. Now I’m a fairly big dude and if it’s true that the seats in economy are short, I think they’re wide enough for a regular size person. Long story short, the fat bloke wins. He now pays one ticket for the price of two seats. Personally I don’t care much BUT wouldn’t then be fair for a skinny person to then pay HALF of the seat ticket? How about a very tall guy? Does he have to pay one ticket and yet uses 3 seats for his legs?

I don’t like airline companies in general because I think they charge way too much but in all fairness, you can’t possibly favor one type of person and not give equal treatment to the rest of us… and I believe it is not the airplanes that should be adapted to fat butt disease.

[edit] Here’s a video of comedian Ricky Gervais who brilliantly backs me up.

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