“Life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get.”…
YES HUH YOU DO! YOU GET CHOCOLATES FFS. Forrest Gump was clearly a retard… I mean do I even have to argue here? If one wanted to explain all the surprises of life, clearly the lift is a better example. Have you ever waited for a lift and once it opens, you find out that you do not want to get in because there’s a fat dude in it that smells ass sweats like a pig. OR the doors open and BAM! Gisele Bundchen in it! See? A lift is full of surprises!
Change the letter “T” in the word lift to “E” and you get… LIFE! and change “F” in life to “K” and you get LIKE! See ???? LIFE is LIKE a box of blablabla… point taken, I win.
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Okay. XD
Ce passage là de Forrest Gump avait été parodié dans X-Files avec Cancer Man… j’adorais son interprétation :
“Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So youre stuck with this un – definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till theres nothing left to eat. Sure once in a while theres a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but theyre gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. And if youre desperate enough to eat those all youre left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.”
What did the monkey eat/drink/take/shot himself with?
visuellement, cette planche déchire! C’est toi qui a raison pour les fonds noirs…
LIFT…change T…LIFE…change F…LIKE…change L…NIKE…change I…NUKE…change N…PUKE…change U…POKE …popopopopopopopopoker face! popopopopopopopopoker face!
ps:
i don’t know for Giselle..but the Girl from Ipanema is definitely missing here…
Je commence à faire une indigestion chronique du chocolat.
;3
*remplace Giselle Bundchen par le livreur coca-cola*
*bave*
Silver > excellent, je connaissais pas!
zoukoun > probably butt hurt from the clown love
Lili Bé > aaaaw mucho love <3
gin-gin > wtf xD
Suhani > IMPOSSIBLE! ou alors ce n’est pas du vrai chocolat suisse…
soph > tu viens pas de te marier toi? ^_^