Flights food

2010-08-04-flight-food

Everyone should watch the Jerry Seinfeld routine about the business class on an airplane… hilarious and true. I believe a plane is a good analogy of our society. We have the pilots as rulers, stewards as administrators and customer services and three types of people : the poor, the business men and the mofo rich.

In the poor economy class, it’s somehow where you see the most annoying people, be it smelly grandmas or retarded loud kids. And you get what you pay… of course. Slow service because it’s where there are the most people, shitty screens to watch poor quality shows, dog food and finally, not enough room to be comfortable. And don’t get me started with the morons who take their shoes off and those who are fat enough to invade your sit. Economy class blows.

But that’s nothing compared to low cost airlines. I swore to myself to never fucking ever fly those again in my life, no fucking way. I’d rather travel crawling on my belly to the destination rather to sit on these cheap-ass-mofo planes filled with students, families and money scratching rats. A low cost airline really looks like socialism to its best : everyone is leveled to the same denominator (preferably the lowest…).

On the other hand, you have private jets. You have the cash, you have the space because at the end, that’s what luxury is all about, space.

An airplane is really how I see our society, I’m just surprised that they haven’t installed parachutes in first class yet.

On a side note, we will all soon be traveling using teleportation pods… I’m just waiting that we eradicate all the flies in the world first.

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5 Responses to “ Flights food ”

  1. gin-gin says:

    yep…and besides all this class thing i recently learnt that european air traffic will double by 2020…i mean WTF! that certainly will help clean our mess…
    we deserve to die…painfully

    ps: nah iphone3 for meeee…my calculator is broken YEAH! BANANAS!

  2. zoukoun says:

    Low cost air companies are not all the same. The Irish one and the orange one suck big deal (no names but you know them…), but the swiss one is pretty good for a low cost.

    And there has been a positive side-effect. Regular air companies had to lower their prices to compete, i won’t complain about that!

  3. Soph says:

    Tout à fait d’accord avec toi les gosses qui hurlent en classe éco, c’est vraiment trop trop trop pénible (huhuhu).

    A part ça, ton strip est très bien. Je ne m’attendais pas à ce que dit le commandant dans la dernière case. Belle chute :-)

  4. jundooz says:

    gin-gin > airplane traffic is inevitable until we invent teleportation. I’ll get your vintage phone ready.
    zoukoun > good argument, lowering the flight ticket price.
    Soph > yah I should have specified “well educated kids” ^_^

  5. Silver says:

    Damn, j’avais raté quelques strips ici, moi ! Jamais eu ce genre de problème en avion (enfin… si, une fois pour un vol Paris/Fort de France avec Air France et là c’était du beau foutage de gueule, pour tout le trajet on a eu que deux pov sandwiches végétariens alors qu’on avait quand même l’Atlantique à traverser, j’ai cru mourir de faim durant ce vol XD). Après en Inde même sur les petits vols d’une heure ou deux, ils vont te donner un plat énorme qui va te caler pour la journée, mais vu que le vol est court, faut se grouiller de le manger. Très bon strip en tout cas, as usual. ^__^

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