Avatar

Avatar...

Oh boy oh boy oh boy… so much to say about the Avatar movie. I have given it way more thinking that it deserves but let’s put everything into perspective. First of all, let’s talk about numbers. Avatar...
2012

2012...

Yes, I went to see 2012 and there are 3 reasons to that. First of all, my Belgian friends made me laugh my ass off when they explained how ridiculous it was. Secondly, if you’re gonna watch a boom-boom-popcorn movie,...
Bad movies

Bad movies...

People will believe (and they’re right) that I have something against the Twilight movie… well it’s true but what pisses me off is mainly what goes around the whole retarded thing (especially the morons...
Twilight 2

Twilight 2...

I told you I wasn’t done with this. More than the movie itself, I must have a go at the fans who are for most of them, retarded monkeys with no spine. As I said, what pisses me off the most is the fact that the actor...
Fanboys

Fanboys...

There’s something about fanboys that is very hateable… Not quite sure what, probably the fact that they love you for something you do easily. To be honest, I had this vision of slicing a fanboy when I heard about...
The Polanski BS case

The Polanski BS case...

Alright, enough with that Roman Polanski bs. Some stories really have the tendency of lasting for ever for no reason. It’s as if people have waaaay too much time on their hands. If we spent that time in actually doing...
Disaster strip

Disaster strip...

If you’re into movies, you couldn’t have missed that incredibly retarded trailer about the upcoming “2012″. We have now officially reached the apotheosis of a disaster movie non-sense. The synopsis...
Disney owns Marvel

Disney owns Marvel...

I grew up with Spiderman… As a kid, my mum had to tell me not to try climbing walls because it was impossible… and retarded. Yesterday’s news was obviously a big shock. Even though I don’t have any...
Transformers 2

Transformers 2...

Watched Transformers 2… had to because I saw the 1st one. Here’s the deal, not only Transformers 2 is a bad movie, but it’s also a looong ass one (also, since it’s bad, it gives the feeling that it’s...
Harry Potter

Harry Potter...

Another Harry Potter out. To be honest, I lost count after the 2nd one. Not that I don’t like it, but seriously, enough with the “Expecto Patronum” and “Peskipiksi Pesternomi”, we want Harry...