The stickers are high quality ones and will protect your back iPhone nicely from scratches. Click on the pictures to zoom it.

  

Big gratz to Clem who wins the 3nd back sticker and an avatar. Here’s the 4th present for you to win! The rules are explained here so feel free to check it out before.

Here’s the 4th question :

“At one point, in what movie is Jundooz projected in?”

Good luck to all!!!

The stickers are high quality ones and will protect your back iPhone nicely from scratches. Click on the pictures to zoom it.

  

Big gratz to Chillur who wins the 2nd back sticker and an avatar. Here’s the 3rd present for you to win! The rules are explained here so feel free to check it out before.

Here’s the 3nd question :

“Beside Kurt, the Kaptain Ketchup, who are the three super-heroes to ever appear on Jundooz?”

Good luck to all!!!

The stickers are high quality ones and will protect your back iPhone nicely from scratches. Click on the pictures to zoom it.

  

Saturday’s sticker was won by Mara, gratz to her! Here’s the 2nd present for you to win! The rules are explained here so feel free to check it out before.

Alright, here’s the 2nd question :

“Jundooz at one point goes to hell. What kind of hat is he supposed to wear while down there?”

Good luck to all!!!

HO HO HO… this year, instead of ranting about how dumb it is to celebrate someone’s birthday that lived 2000 years ago, I’m gonna try something different. I’m giving away (almost) amazing iPhone 4/4S back covers for all you Jundooz readers! That’s right, here’s how it works.

Twice a week, I’m gonna ask a trivia question related to Jundooz universe. The first comment that gives me the correct answer will receive a limited edition of Jundooz iPhone 4/4S back cover. Don’t have an iPhone 4/4S ? Don’t worry! While you catch up with our present times, you can always offer that cover to a friend who will for sure thank you for the rest of his/her life!
The stickers are high quality ones and will protect your back iPhone nicely from scratches. Click on the pictures to zoom it.

  

There are in total 5 back covers to win and here are some simple rules to follow:

1. put your correct email so that I can contact you if you win. I won’t sell your email to some russian/chinese mafia, don’t worry. I need your email to ask for your real address (that one, I can’t promise I won’t sell… joking of course) so that I can send you the present.
2. people can’t win twice! If you want an extra cover, let me know, I do sell them (limited stock too, for 10$).
3. if you win, you can also ask me for a “jundoozed” avatar which will be posted at the end of the contest (this is optional).

Alright, here’s the first question :

“Jundooz’s dog Boston had a different name when it first appeared.

What was it?”

Good luck to all!!!

Yeah yeah, it’s the holidays season so gotta go with the groove. Thought it would be funny to have another approach to christmas. Millions of unoriginal comic artists will draw a Santa claus, I decided to go with Death. Like the years before, I still think christmas is retarded (why on earth would I want to celebrate a dude’s birthday that died 2000 years ago) but I do get the frolic spirit around it.

Anyway, have fun struggling for present and spending a fortune on them, have fun at the family table debating on who’s a dipshit and have fun returning presents you hate but pretend you like them just ’cause we live in a hypocritical society.

On a side note, no strip last week because I was preparing something special for this year christmas. I’m gonna hold a contest next week so stay tuned!

Two things. First I needed to shout out how moronic tv shows are becoming. Take “How I met your mother” for instance. What’s worst than being a rip off of the 90s series Friends that is also a rip off (thus equally retarded) of the iconic tv series Seinfeld? Most people don’t know this but Seinfeld started with this “let’s all be cool friends” show (except that they made it funny).

Don’t believe it? Let’s see …

- Seinfeld went out with Elaine (who’s super funny, acts a bit like a man) and they remain very close friends.
- Ross went out with Rachel (who’s super funny, acts a bit like a man) and they remain very close friends.
- Ted went out with Robin (who’s super funny, acts a bit like a man) and they remain very close friends.

- Kramer is the funny guy who gets attention by acting silly and yet, still gets women.
- Joey is the funny guy who gets attention by acting silly and yet, still gets women.
- Barney is the funny guy who gets attention by acting silly and yet, still gets women.

Think it’s only about characters? Check out dialogues too …

- Seinfeld: “so, do you date immature men?”
- some girl: “almost exclusively.”

- Ted: “so, do you date cute idiots?”
- some girl : “almost exclusively.”

I could go on but it went to a point that I started to wonder how these two shows could get such a huge success right after Seinfeld. Then it hit me: people couldn’t get enough of Seinfeld when it ended so they had to have a substitute and same when Friends ended. As for people who never watched Seinfeld, they can only think that Friends and HIMYM is genius when it’s actually a total rip off of the original concept. Morons.

Another annoying aspect of the two shows is this fusional friendship that does not exist. No group of friend stick together 24/7. I bet that they could all meet in a sex orgy, they wouldn’t even be surprised (they already fuck among themselves anyway so nothing new).

As for the fake laugh, it really shows that the producers think the audience are dumb. “Hey, this is where I want you to laugh you moron, let’s put some fake dead people laugh NOW”. Have you noticed that there’s a fake laugh off every 5 seconds? Compare this with a Seinfeld show where

1. the laughs occur only after a REAL joke and
2. the laughs were not fake most of the time as they were shooting with a REAL audience (same for the IT crowd).

Special fucktard dipshit awards for each series go to :

- Joey in Friends for being a dumbass and thinking he could have his own series called “Joey”. No need to say that it miserably failed. (Phoebe almost made that award too, hate that bitch).
- Ted for being an annoying ball-less worm twat. His indecision with women makes me want to slap him real hard (Lilly almost made it for this award).

If you like comedy tv show, there’s plenty quality ones out there and because I want you to elevate your taste, I’m giving you the trailer of each good comedy tv show broadcasting now.

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The Office – Season 8 – American version of the UK award wining show The Office with the brilliant Ricky Gervais. Although I prefer the UK one, the US is good up to season 6-7 (then Steve Carell leaves the show and it’s… well, not the same anymore).

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New Girl – Season 1 – Don’t worry girls, I didn’t forget about you. New girl is probably the most girly of the selection but guys can still watch it, it’s funny. Zoey Deschanel is herself ie awesome and there are big laughs with Schmidt.

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Life’s too short – Season 1 – From the hilarious Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant. Casting the actor Warwick Davis (from Willow, Harry Potter etc) with a bunch of super stars (Liam Neeson, Sting, Johnny Depp, …) it has the same feel of “Extras” (the 2nd tv show by Ricky Gervais) and it’s British sarcasm to its best. Shot as a documentary like the Office.

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South Park – Season 15 – If you like Jundooz, you obviously would love South Park. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are two present days hero of mine. The series started 15 years ago with a bit of a trash humour but since then, behind the farts, vomits, blood and shits, there is a meaning to every joke.

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Community – Season 3 – If you were born in the 70s, you will love Community mainly for Chevy Chase and the thousands of references to movies and songs from that time. Unlike dumb Friends/HIMYM, the group of student are not the focal point of attention and the secondary roles (the dean, Chang, Starburns etc) are equally important.

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The IT Crowd – Season 4 – British tv show about two IT geeks who work for a big corporation lead by a nut director. They’re both managed by a female manager who has no clue what a computer is. Brilliant!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg&hd=1

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Curb your enthusiasm – Season 8 – The genius behind Seinfeld is Larry David. He now has his own show and beware that most of the dialogues in it are completely spontaneous. Lots of guest stars and high quality show. Sarcasm and contextual comedy.

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No more excuse to have a good laugh now. (By the way, if you’re 12, it’s acceptable to watch Friends or HIMYM).

On a side note, the strip is also a reference to “the Human centipede” that I have mentioned here.

Yeah bit easy but it cracked me up drawing it. Funny how some people are desperate to make money with lottery. I mean sure, in order to win, you have to play and that’s fine but some just think it’s the only way to get rich. So every week they spend their money thinking they’re gonna have that one chance out of 76’000’000 (yeah right). And it’s not like every time you lose, you have more chance to win, no your odds go back to zero!

These losers will probably spend their entire life pursuing money and because the chance of winning is practically none, (that’s 0.00000132% chance of getting the jackpot) they will blame life for not making them rich. Morons.

Today I was walking on the street and I saw one of these old (but not THAT old) people on a tiny electric car. That’s right, not a chair… a god damn car! I sometimes believe that they’re just being too fucky lazy to walk on their own and what makes me think that is that I also see fat people on these tiny car.

Anyway, she was taking 3/4th of the sidewalk and she had the nerve to tell the mother and her kid in front to move away! I couldn’t believe it, I was THIS close to make her eat her electric car battery. Instead I just set her hair on fire… just kidding, it was her dog, not the hair… just kidding, I had more respect for the dog.

Bottom line is, if you’re too lazy to walk (she had a fucking cane) then stay in your flat and crawl from room to room.

The iPhone 4s is out and obviously I need to have a go at all the people who will queue for it. I’m making fun of them but in reality I totally get why they do it. I wouldn’t queue myself for an Apple product (any product actually) but I know that for a small percentage of our population, it is important to be there and be first. If you think about it, the analogy can be seen the same way when 250’000 people gathered to listen to Martin Luther King. They didn’t do it to see him, they showed up for what he believed.

So it’s the same thing with the iPhone. People don’t really queue for the iPhone per se, they’re really doing for themselves and not for Apple. It might sound trivial because most people make fun of them because people think they’re doing for a product. No, they’re doing it because they totally agree with the Apple philosophy.

On a side note, it was Halloween so I thought would be less effort to mix the two themes together… Oh and seems like zombies are “trendy” so this is me giving a middle finger to the bandwagon.

Alright, now that it’s done, I realize I’m the only one who’s gonna laugh at this strip. Thank you again for the couple of scenarios I received, I particularly liked the Bear Tender emptying the fridge or Kaptain Ketchup watching tv.

Anyhow, the “Put your hands in the air, should we wave them like we just don’t care” is a song from Outkast called ATliens.

I guess that my humor won’t affect 90% of the common crowd but that’s the good thing about it, it’s that it selected who comes. And yes, I’m on my shotgun era.